http://72betterthanmccain.wordpress.com/2008/11/01/barman-mulan-the-fresh-prince-john-stewart-and-mi-padre/ Bringing humor to the truth. Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:19:18 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 http://72betterthanmccain.wordpress.com/2008/11/01/barman-mulan-the-fresh-prince-john-stewart-and-mi-padre/#comment-23 Barman, Mulan, the fresh prince, John Stewart, and mi padre. at Hillary Clinton On Best Political Blogs Sat, 01 Nov 2008 18:45:16 +0000 http://72betterthanmccain.wordpress.com/?p=82#comment-23 [...] Barman, Mulan, the fresh prince, John Stewart, and mi padre. 20. The bartender down the street I whole-heartedly believe that there should be a long list of prerequisites for being President. Not the list that we have now, but a list of experiences. For example, you should have experience as a community organizer, a senator, etc. One of those requirements should be that you worked in a position that put you in high contact with drunkies. The best position for this is clearly as an RA, but second best is a bartender. People who are drunk are the dumbest people in the world. Even smart people, when intoxicated, say and do ridiculous things. Which is why on this, the morning after Halloween, the nation’s most promising college students are waking up and asking themselves ‘What the hell did I do last night?‘ The bartender is one of the few people in the world that can answer that question. I mean, if I knew that the person answering the red phone at 3 am had been the manager of a bar at one point in life, I would feel so much safer. What’s a nuclear weapon compared to drunk wielding a broken Mike’s Hard Lemonade bottle?  19. Mulan Have you SEEN this Disney film? [...] [...] [...] Barman, Mulan, the fresh prince, John Stewart, and mi padre. 20. The bartender down the street I whole-heartedly believe that there should be a long list of prerequisites for being President. Not the list that we have now, but a list of experiences. For example, you should have experience as a community organizer, a senator, etc. One of those requirements should be that you worked in a position that put you in high contact with drunkies. The best position for this is clearly as an RA, but second best is a bartender. People who are drunk are the dumbest people in the world. Even smart people, when intoxicated, say and do ridiculous things. Which is why on this, the morning after Halloween, the nation’s most promising college students are waking up and asking themselves ‘What the hell did I do last night?‘ The bartender is one of the few people in the world that can answer that question. I mean, if I knew that the person answering the red phone at 3 am had been the manager of a bar at one point in life, I would feel so much safer. What’s a nuclear weapon compared to drunk wielding a broken Mike’s Hard Lemonade bottle?  19. Mulan Have you SEEN this Disney film? [...] [...]

]]> http://72betterthanmccain.wordpress.com/2008/11/01/barman-mulan-the-fresh-prince-john-stewart-and-mi-padre/#comment-22 President On Best Political Blogs » Blog Archive » Barman, Mulan, the fresh prince, John Stewart, and mi padre. Sat, 01 Nov 2008 17:00:33 +0000 http://72betterthanmccain.wordpress.com/?p=82#comment-22 [...] Barman, Mulan, the fresh prince, John Stewart, and mi padre. 20. The bartender down the street I whole-heartedly believe that there should be a long list of prerequisites for being President. Not the list that we have now, but a list of experiences. For example, you should have experience as a community organizer, a senator, etc. One of those requirements should be that you worked in a position that put you in high contact with drunkies. The best position for this is clearly as an RA, but second best is a bartender. People who are drunk are the dumbest people in the world. Even smart people, when intoxicated, say and do ridiculous things. Which is why on this, the morning after Halloween, the nation’s most promising college students are waking up and asking themselves ‘What the hell did I do last night?‘ The bartender is one of the few people in the world that can answer that question. I mean, if I knew that the person answering the red phone at 3 am had been the manager of a bar at one point in life, I would feel so much safer. What’s a nuclear weapon compared to drunk wielding a broken Mike’s Hard Lemonade bottle?  19. Mulan Have you SEEN this Disney film? [...] [...] [...] Barman, Mulan, the fresh prince, John Stewart, and mi padre. 20. The bartender down the street I whole-heartedly believe that there should be a long list of prerequisites for being President. Not the list that we have now, but a list of experiences. For example, you should have experience as a community organizer, a senator, etc. One of those requirements should be that you worked in a position that put you in high contact with drunkies. The best position for this is clearly as an RA, but second best is a bartender. People who are drunk are the dumbest people in the world. Even smart people, when intoxicated, say and do ridiculous things. Which is why on this, the morning after Halloween, the nation’s most promising college students are waking up and asking themselves ‘What the hell did I do last night?‘ The bartender is one of the few people in the world that can answer that question. I mean, if I knew that the person answering the red phone at 3 am had been the manager of a bar at one point in life, I would feel so much safer. What’s a nuclear weapon compared to drunk wielding a broken Mike’s Hard Lemonade bottle?  19. Mulan Have you SEEN this Disney film? [...] [...]

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